A Canadian tragedy!

I have just heard some devastating news. If we Canadians do not keep up our slavish devotion to the Kyoto agreement people at the UN will not think well of us. Isn’t that shocking? We wonderful Canadians would be in bad odor at this prestigious organization.
Maybe I don’t quite understand. Is this the organization which puts representatives of states run by repressive and cruel dictators on the human rights committee? Is this the organization which sucked its thumb and dithered while hundreds of thousands died in Rawanda? Is this the organization which has watched as hundreds of thousands have died under Moslem thugs in Darfur? Is this the organization in which huge sums of money have gone missing in various scandals. Is this the organization in which the most ruthless countries in the world set policy and constantly attack the West? Is this the organization whose top representative gives jobs to family members and seems to have been involved in the oil for food scandal? That is the UN you are talking about?
You know I don’t really care what they think of me or my country. Their failure to have a good opinion of us just might just be a great compliment..